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“It is amazing what you can get a kid to do for an Otter Pop.”
My Wife
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ted
on Tuesday, Jun 10, 2008
Scott Berkun will have his TV debut as an expert panelist in a series of 5 episodes on The Business of Innovation starting tonight. Scott’s a great speaker, design & usability advocate, and all-around good guy. Good luck as a talking head, Scott!
posted by
ted
on Monday, Jun 02, 2008
“Specialization can easily become a strait-jacket for designers, directing their mental processes towards a predefined goal. It is thus too easy for the architect to assume that the solution to a client’s problem is a new building. Often it is not!”
Bryan Lawson in How Designers Think
posted by
ted
on Thursday, May 29, 2008
“Vroom is not the word for Car, either.”
Aaron Cannon in his accessibility training today, explaining why some signs in ASL have no easily discernable connection to the things they represent. Did I mention again how cool the training is when you get to work here?
posted by
ted
on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Last August, my wife provided material for a post on little known facts about breaking your ankle. As implied in my recent post, where my 9-year old observed that his brother now
lives on the couch, my older son has provided us with additional bone-breaking insights:
- If you tell a doctor your son has probably broken his kneecap, they will nod indulgently, say, “That’s actually very difficult to do…” , examine the x-ray, and then say incredulously, “Well I’ll be…”
- You can break your kneecap without actually landing on it or even whacking it against something. It is enough to simply kick out really hard with the other leg in such a way that your whole body twists in just the wrong direction, wrenching your supporting leg’s patella from the front (where it belongs), to the side (where it does not).
- A dislocated patella can then snap back into place with such force that it actually breaks the bone into three or more pieces, most of them remaining on the wrong side of your leg from where they belong.
- You can get a lot of sympathy from 14 year old girls from telling a story like this.
- If you really really really want to miss a high adventure camp in June, breaking your kneecap in May will do the trick. You might even get cookies from your devoted Scout leader in the bargain!
- Ditto for final exams. (But they’ll be back… and without cookies.)
- You can sleepwalk with a broken kneecap and not realize it until you are sitting in a chair 10 feet from where you started, in excruciating pain.
- If your dad is asleep when you sleepwalk on your broken kneecap, he might not awake until you have been yelling for a good while. (You may think it’s been an hour, but probably not. Still…)
- The previous trick is a really good way to get extra ice cream, video game time, or whatever else you desire from your guilt-ridden father.
- After such an incident, a young man may still turn down codeine in favor of ibuprofin, because he “doesn’t like the way it makes him feel,” this spite of an anxious father’s urging. (I have many fears, but my son giving in to peer pressure on drugs is not one of them.)
Matthew is scheduled for surgery on Friday, so I will probably be missing Cameron and company’s all-day training on visual design. (Have we mentioned before the incredible internal training opportunities we’ve had, especially recently? One of the best things about working here.) I am really bummed about missing this, but what can you do? Father First (especially if you don’t hear your son screaming in pain in the middle of the night and you still need to earn back some points!)
posted by
ted
on Tuesday, May 27, 2008
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“Matthew broke his leg on Thursday. He broke it while he was fencing and he tripped. He lives on the couch now.”
My 9-year old’s description of his older brother’s current situation, as posted on his blog. This is his entire entry. I love it.
posted by
ted
on Sunday, May 25, 2008
From Gary Greenberg’s A Grain of Sand slideshow on Scientific American.
posted by
ted
on Thursday, May 15, 2008
The wbr tag saved my bacon today when a long email address was breaking a narrow column layout. This looks like another HTML tag I hadn’t ever used, but probably should have. I looked all around for a non-java-script CSS solution, but this little non-validating tag was the best I could do. See the linked Quirksmode article for a nice discussion of the “incompatibility soup” of solutions to this problem.
posted by
ted
on Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Google Moms
Though it’s not very explicit, this apears to be a tribute to the mothers of some of the Google team, complete with 8-9 dozen portaits and such classic quotes as, “Don’t make those faces—your face will freeze like that” and “Don’t put that in your mouth; you don’t know where it’s been!”
Good idea, Google—wish we’d a thought of it… Maybe next year!
posted by
ted
on Sunday, May 11, 2008
A funny thing happened on the way to the search engine… Our latest batch of interesting North Temple search hits:
And one of our current favorites:
posted by
ted
on Thursday, May 08, 2008
Ironically, I hit the Delete key almost before the title of Jakob Nielsen’s latest alert box registered on my consciousness: How Little Do Users Read?
posted by
ted
on Tuesday, May 06, 2008
“i feel dirty every time i use ”!important” in a css file…”
“Bobthecow” on Twitter
posted by
ted
on Monday, May 05, 2008
People as pixels.
My daughter is one of the cute yellow dots in the lower right corner in this photo of this year’s Hope of America showcase in Provo. Some neat moments from this year’s performance, both in terms of the patriotic message and the visual experience. Amazing what you can do with 7000 enthusiastic fifth graders with flashlights and synchronized arm movements!
posted by
ted
on Sunday, May 04, 2008
Cathedral Cove, New Zealand.
My mom just sent this to me; the figure in the distant center is my brother, taking a breathtaking photo of his own. My parents return home from their mission in June, having served for 18 months.
posted by
ted
on Tuesday, Apr 29, 2008
“Not getting distrac…”
Rob Foster’s answer to Tim’s question to the group: “What is the one skill that can make the most positive impact on your profession?”
posted by
ted
on Monday, Apr 28, 2008
And a companion SEOmoz link: 5 HTML elements you probably never use, but perhaps should . (Note that with both of these the author and commenters do not suggest indiscriminate adoption; test it, test it, test it. But some cool stuff to explore nonetheless. Do check the comments by the way—lots of additional goodies, tips, and warnings there.)
posted by
ted
on Thursday, Apr 24, 2008
The sun breaking over Mount Timpanogos this morning.
It seemed an appropriate introduction to this morning’s brainstorming session on how the Church might use the Internet to its fullest potential.
posted by
ted
on Monday, Apr 21, 2008
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“Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.”
Helen Keller
posted by
ted
on Friday, Apr 18, 2008
“The Miracle Worker” logo from the production currently playing at the Hale Center Theater in Orem.
The miracle in Helen Keller’s life was not the acquisition of sight nor hearing, but of language. The last five minutes when she discovers words at last were absolutely amazing. An awesome experience, if you can still get tickets.
posted by
ted
on Friday, Apr 18, 2008