Unified Theory of Everything Financial

Paul B. Farrell of MarketWatch.com makes a funny but well-grounded case for Dilbert winning the Nobel Prize in economics for his “Unified Theory of Everything Financial”. Dilbert’s creator Scott Adams outlined 9 points in cartoon that he claims is “all you need to know about personal investing”. The points are short and surprisingly simple (unlike everything else financial):

  1. Make a will
  2. Pay off your credit cards
  3. Get term life insurance if you have a family to support
  4. Fund your 401k to the maximum
  5. Fund your IRA to the maximum
  6. Buy a house if you want to live in a house and can afford it
  7. Put six months worth of expenses in a money-market account
  8. Take whatever money is left over and invest 70% in a stock index fund and 30% in a bond fund through any discount broker and never touch it until retirement
  9. If any of this confuses you, or you have something special going on (retirement, college planning, tax issues), hire a fee-based financial planner, not one who charges a percentage of your portfolio

Farrell opines:

The truth is, most investors have little or no interest in Wall Street’s casino action; all the time-consuming research, the sophisticated stock-picking tricks, the costly trading necessary to play in a market drowning in 10,000 stocks, 18,000 funds and more than 100,000 bonds. Most investors have jobs and kids as their top priority. Moreover, Dilbert’s simple two-fund portfolio compares favorably with our other lazy portfolios.

Awesome. I don’t think I’ve ever read such a simple take on being financially sound.

posted by Jason Lynes on Tuesday, Oct 10, 2006
tagged with finances, dilbert