candy archives
“Today I will only eat candy bars.”My brother Joe explaining how he will celebrate owning his new home
Natural Lemon Goodness…
Relax, sourpuss—your Lemonheads are chock full of real lemon juice and no fat! (Never mind that they will eat the enamel off your teeth and send you into a sugared frenzy.)
Does this kind of labeling really do something for some consumers? Personally, when buying something as patently void of nutritional value as hardcandy, I pay no attention whatsoever to health claims.